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kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

thepointe-ofperfection:

mariatallchief:

Appreciation of Sylvie Guillem’s legs and feet in Evidentia (x)

Feeeeeeeeettttt

jayciiellur:

A - Z of Unusual Words

This is beautiful. It brings tears to my eyes.

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>
Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

janiceghosthunter:

A collection of glitches I’ve found and love.

mindmeldings:

do you ever dream about something rly twisted and uncomfortable and then you wake up and just sort of

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Max Lucado

Max Lucado

dutchster:

"i guess this is my life meow"

dutchster:

"i guess this is my life meow"